Cake in a Mug... in which you thank me profusely for this little gem of sugary bliss

Can there truly be anything as awesome as a dessert that takes 5 minutes, can serve up to three people, is made from ingredients found in your very own home, and also looks a little gross and funny? Methinks not.

Here's the key to your future happiness. Don't say I never gave you anything.

5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE

4 Tbs flour
4 Tbs sugar
3 Tbs baking cocoa
1 egg
2 Tbs milk
3 Tbs chocolate chips (Butterscotch chips or a blend are good too)
2 Tbs oil
1 Tbs vanilla

Grease coffee mug with oil or Pam. Add dry ingredients to mug and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly. Pour in the milk, vanilla and oil and mix well. Add the chips, and mix again. Microwave for two minutes at full power. (Check after 1 minute 30, cake should appear slightly moist.) The cake will rise over the top of the mug,
but don't be alarmed.

God Bless America... then give it a triple bypass

Are we really so lazy that we can't eat our hot dogs and fries separately anymore? Is it so essential to pack our mouths, bellies, and adipose cells with food so quickly that we start having heart palpitations? Quick! I have to eat my lunch before the bus comes to take me to my second lunch!

Thanks to the fact that people actually eat some of the stuff on www.thisiswhyyourefat.com, we're now getting to the point where the world's fattest twins of Guinness fame are just those two chubby guys over there.

At least I can fit into a child size XL. Thanks childhood obesity!

Matched Set

One of my feet is getting cold.