Wednesday, April 8, 2009

God Bless America... then give it a triple bypass


Are we really so lazy that we can't eat our hot dogs and fries separately anymore? Is it so essential to pack our mouths, bellies, and adipose cells with food so quickly that we start having heart palpitations? Quick! I have to eat my lunch before the bus comes to take me to my second lunch!

Thanks to the fact that people actually eat some of the stuff on www.thisiswhyyourefat.com, we're now getting to the point where the world's fattest twins of Guinness fame are just those two chubby guys over there.

At least I can fit into a child size XL. Thanks childhood obesity!

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