Road Rage, Road Rash, Roadkill

There's nothing quite as demoralizing as listening to the song "In Cars" while you're trapped in yours in seemingly unending traffic. Whatever brilliant mastermind is behind the idea to play that winner during rush hour should have to drive through endless bumper to bumper gridlock. Thank God I have the musical stylings of Tom Jones to remind me that I'm a lady, and that a lady probably doesn't kick out her windshield with her little pink Minnetonkas while screaming "Fuck" at the top of her lungs. Thank you, Tom Jones, thank you.